Since the new owner of the adjoining field put up signs on the gate, we have been having fun at his expense. By the way, the person in the photos is not the owner but a very nice and neighbourly gentleman.
Signs on a field gate
A prat has put these up:
One: “Private. No parking”.
Two: a flat black driverless tractor
That cannot escape from a red triangular fence.
It warns of farm vehicles emerging.
Days, months, now years, have passed. No vehicle has.
Knaresborough Post January and November 2008:
